Here are 8 reasons why:
1) You have saved up all your money and quit your job, only to find your self living on a fixed income.
2) You rarely see your friends and family. You now sleep in rooms with strangers that quickly become your new friends and family.
3) You smell a little funny. No one mentions it out loud, but everyone can smell you.
4) You rarely shower, and when you do it is more like a sponge bath. Have I mentioned my love for cleansing wipes?
5) You find your self going to the bathroom in things that do not flush. A bed pan is a lot like a privy.
6) You regularly incorporate soft foods in your diet. Instant mashed potatoes are a favorite.
7) You wake up at 5:30am and can't help but fall sleep at 7:30pm when the sun goes down.
8) At this point in life, you are use to the ups and downs along the way!
This was hilarious, Kaylan. But my biggest take-away was in the first line: "After hitting mile 343..." Wowza!
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